TRUE STORY

This is a conversation I had with Jack the other day. TRUE STORY:

Jack: Mom.
Jack: Mom.

Me: What.
Jack: Did you know some parents like their kids stink?

Me: What?
Jack: Some parents like their kids stink.

Me: Stink????
Jack: Yeah. Remember that day you told me I stunk.

Me: Yes.
Jack: Well some moms and dads like their kids stink.

Me: Are you saying STINK?
Jack: YESSS! Their kids don't shower and clean and their parents like that.

Me: Ok. Well I'm not one of those parents.
Jack: There are kids I go to school with like that.

Jack: You know that girl Danielle in my class?
Me: Yes.

Jack: Well she's ALL ABOUT STINK.

If anyone is looking to have conversations like this one...I have a 5-year-old available.